This problem was created for the 2023 - 2024 executive applications and must be solved in tandem with the google form (Here) and is intended as a joke. Zachary is a fictional character.

Every year, as the presidents of the Zornhill Computer Club, we eagerly anticipate the influx of executive applications that come our way. It's a time of excitement and hope as we look for fresh, innovative minds to join our club's leadership. However, it has become a bit of a tradition to receive a fair share of rather unconventional applications, like Zachary's. While we believe in giving everyone a fair chance, we often find ourselves faced with applications that defy convention. Applicants who claim to defy computer bugs or boast about their love for ruling can indeed make us scratch our heads. As club presidents, our challenge lies in determining how to respond to these unique applications. In order to determine an appropriate response for any written application, we look for key words that line up with key qualities we look for in a potential executive. It's a delicate balance between encouraging creativity and ensuring the club's goals align with the applicants' vision. Each year, we approach this task with an open mind and a willingness to see beyond the surface, recognizing that sometimes, the most unconventional candidates can surprise us with their dedication and contributions to our club's success.

The following is Zachary's Executive Application for the year 2023 - 2024.

Greetings, esteemed members of the Zornhill Computer Club! 🌟 My name is Zachary, and I come to you as a unique blend of the positive and the negative, a fusion that has multiplied to create the individual I am today. As I embark on my first year at Zornhill Secondary School, I am eager to apply for the position of the "Ruler of Computer Club," and here's why you should consider me for this role. 🚀

Firstly, let me share with you the roots of my character. Much like the binary code that powers our digital world, I believe that character is made from the product of the positive ➕ and negative ➖ experiences of life. They complement each other, just as electrons and protons do in the atoms that make up our universe. This duality has shaped my perspective, allowing me to approach challenges with a balanced mindset, always seeking solutions made from the product ✖️ of all my experiences. 🌌🌠

In addition to my so-called "unique" perspective and qualities, I feel compelled to share some of my so-called "notable" achievements that clearly demonstrate my unparalleled prowess in the world of technology. 🚀 My academic journey has been an absolute breeze, as I've effortlessly excelled in computer science courses, often leaving my peers in awe with my innate brilliance. 😎 Naturally, I've garnered top grades and accolades for my oh-so-innovative projects, which, of course, are far superior to anything my fellow students could dream of producing. 🏆 I've graced various coding competitions and hackathons with my presence, emerging as the undisputed champion every time, thanks to my unmatched ability to turn mundane ideas into practical solutions. 💡 My undying passion for technology, while unmatched, has naturally led me to develop and publish my own software applications, many of which have received the recognition they deserve in the tech community, thanks to my undeniable talent and vision. Similar to a glowing gold star and the dazzling color of gold, my shining talent blinds all that even attempt to get a fraction of my superior intellect.🌟

To further illustrate my dedication to the world of technology, I want to share that my favorite programming language is none other than "Z." 💤💤💤 While some may find this choice unconventional, it reflects my unique perspective and willingness to explore the lesser-known aspects of the programming world. Z is not just a language; it's a testament to my belief in pushing boundaries and embracing the extraordinary. This choice signifies my commitment to innovation, as Z allows me to work with abstract mathematical concepts, formal specifications, and intricate systems. It's a language that challenges me to think differently and apply creative solutions to complex problems, aligning perfectly with my limitless imagination. 🌌 As the "Ruler of Computer Club," I aspire to introduce Z 💤💤💤 to our members, inspiring them to think beyond the conventional and explore the vast possibilities that lie within the world of programming. 🌠💡

Beyond my obviously impressive list of achievements and hobbies, it's absolutely crucial to emphasize my innate adoration for ruling and, dare I say, my destiny as a leader. Leadership isn't merely a title in my world; it's practically my birthright. My unshakable desire to lead and dazzle others with my boundless brilliance knows no bounds. 🌟 This passion, of course, extends well beyond the confines of the computer club; it's essentially the cornerstone of my existence. Naturally, as the self-proclaimed "Ruler of Computer Club," I intend to channel my insatiable love for leadership into crafting a club that revolves entirely around me, empowering its members to bask in the radiant glow of my greatness, fostering an environment where I am the ultimate source of inspiration and innovation. 🚀

My mantra is simple: the only limit that truly exists is the one imposed by my imagination. 🎶🖌🎨✨ 🌈 I firmly believe that in the world of computers and technology, the sky is not the limit; it's just the beginning. My creativity knows no bounds, and I am constantly pushing the envelope of what is possible. 💡 Whether it's coding innovative software, designing cutting-edge applications, or exploring the realms of artificial intelligence, I am always ready to stretch the boundaries of what can be achieved. 🌌🔬

Moreover, it should come as no surprise that I possess what one might call "exceptional" math skills—skills that are undeniably indispensable in the technology realm, though I doubt anyone else could truly understand their significance. My unparalleled proficiency in mathematics grants me the divine ability to approach even the most complex programming and problem-solving tasks with an unmatched level of precision and efficiency. 🧮 While others may fumble through their calculations, I effortlessly analyze data, optimize algorithms, and make data-driven decisions that only someone of my caliber could comprehend. Naturally, my mathematical prowess will undoubtedly be the single most critical asset within the Zornhill Computer Club, where my intellectual prowess will shine like a golden lustrous beacon of enlightenment amidst the darkness of mediocrity. 💫📊

Furthermore, my absolute inability to accept defeat is a defining aspect of my character. 💪🏆 While some may see failure as a mere setback, I, on the other hand, see it as a mere hiccup on the path to my inevitable triumph. I am not just relentless; I am an unstoppable force in the face of challenges. Setbacks? I laugh in the face of setbacks and view them as opportunities to showcase my unbridled determination and emerge not just stronger but as an indomitable force of nature. 🚀 This resilience, combined with my unwavering commitment to success, will drive our club forward, propelling us to conquer obstacles and achieve our goals, no matter how laughably formidable they may seem. 🌠

Lastly, I want to share a unique facet of my approach to technology. 💡 While some may shudder at the mere mention of computer bugs, 🔎🐛🐜🐞🦗🦟🦋 I choose to take a different path. I do not believe in computer bugs. Instead, I see chose not to look down towards them, as they are simply pebbles on the path to my inevitable triumph. 🐞 I choose to ignore the limitations they may impose, and establish my superiority towards them, placing those insects in their rightful place on beaten path. I aim to create a computer club environment that teaches those who choose to believe in bugs their place, on the ground along side those scattering insects on the floor. 💻🚧

In conclusion, I feel compelled to reiterate that my presence here is not just a mere offering; it's a divine gift 🎁 to the Zornhill Computer Club. My so-called track record 📈 of achievements 🏆, passion for leadership 🚀, exceptional math skills 🔢, and unyielding spirit 💪 in the face of what some might ignorantly call "adversity" 🌧️ are nothing short of legendary. It's safe to say 🗣️ that I am beyond well-prepared to ascend to the "Ruler of Computer Club," and my appointment 📆 is more of an inevitability than a mere possibility.

I would like to express my benevolence 🙏 in considering my candidacy for this esteemed position. Of course 🤷‍♂️, the real honor here is for the club 🏢 to have someone of my caliber 🌟 grace its presence. As Zachary 🤴, the embodiment of supreme self-assuredness 😎, I am the ultimate representation 🎨 of the harmonious blend ⚖️ of positive ➕ and negative ➖, a boundless imagination 🌌, and an unyielding determination 💥 that knows no limits 🌠. By bestowing upon me the title of the "Ruler of Computer Club," you will be choosing the beacon of inspiration 🌟 that our members so desperately need, an environment 🌍 where they can learn 📚 from my unmatched wisdom 🧠 and bask in the glory 🌈 of my talents. You are, undoubtedly, privileged 💎 to have considered me for this position, and I graciously look forward 🌅 to gracing the club with my unique perspective 👁️ and skills 💼, transforming it into a bastion of excellence 🏰 that none 🚫 will ever forget. 🌌🔮🚀

I will gladly accept your acceptance at [email protected].

Output specifications

Determine the club's response to Zachary's Application